New • $9 basic postcard

Turn junk postcards into jokes.

They mailed you an “as‑is cash offer.” Mail one back. We print & ship a parody postcard to the sender’s business address.

Business mail only • Satire, not harassment • USPS‑friendly layout

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How it works

Example we’ll send

Example parody postcard

Prefer a formal opt-out letter? We can mail that too.

1) Upload

Snap front+back of the postcard you got. We extract the sender address.

2) Pick & pay

Choose a parody postcard ($9) or opt‑out letter ($12). Pay securely via Stripe.

3) We mail it

We print & ship via USPS. You get a PDF proof and tracking when available.

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$9

Basic parody postcard • 4×6 • USPS compliant

Or upgrade at checkout: Opt‑Out Letter ($12), Combo ($18)

Pay with Stripe

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We only mail to business addresses printed on unsolicited advertising or to the brand’s published corporate address. No threats, no harassment. Parody/satire only.

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