New • $9 basic postcard

Turn junk postcards into punchlines.

They mailed you an “as‑is cash offer.” Mail one back. We print & ship a parody postcard to the sender’s business address.

Business mail only • Satire, not harassment • USPS‑friendly layout

Start an order How it works
Example we’ll send
Parody postcard example
Prefer a formal opt-out letter? We can mail that too.

1) Upload

Snap front+back of the postcard you got. We extract the sender address.

2) Pick & pay

Choose a parody postcard ($9) or opt‑out letter ($12). Pay securely via Stripe.

3) We mail it

We print & ship via USPS. You get a PDF proof and tracking when available.

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$9
Basic parody postcard • 4×6 • USPS compliant
Or upgrade at checkout: Opt‑Out Letter ($12), Combo ($18)
Form submits to Netlify. You can pay via Stripe link above.
We only mail to business addresses printed on unsolicited advertising or to the brand’s published corporate address. No threats, no harassment. Parody/satire only.